I am as damn crazy about 'moments' as you can get. Let me explain. Kuch saal pehle TV par maine dekha woh Kodak moments wala advt. Voice over ne bataya ki Life is full of kodak moments. Abb aisa hai ji ki main mummy ki baat maanu ya na maanu advertisers ki sab baatein manti hoon. Toh agar add wale uncle ji keh rahe hai ki life is full of Kodak moments toh bhai life must be full of KM.
Bas tab se meri struggle shuru. Har samay KM ki fight. Aur saath mein shuru hui karibi logon ki shyamat. Kyunki KM banane ki zimmedari unki hai. Hamesha. Teen karibi log abhi tak psychiatrist ka bill bharne ke liye jo loan liya tha uski installment chukane ke liye naukri kar rahe hain. Two lapata hain. Aur ek ne aaj mujhe resignation bhej diya hai. Likha hai:
Yaar bahut fight hai tumhare saath. Bahut pressure rehta hai. Har cheez perfect karne ka. Agar jhagda bhi karo toh woh bhi tumko perfect chahiye.
Mera mann tha jawab doon: abbe kam se kam KM wala resignation toh karta. Kitna dramatic moment ho sakta tha. Main kehti: nahin Bhaiya nahin. Tum impromptu kuch deliver karte. Aur scene khatam hota mere closeup se.
Acha KM toh khair mashaallah kaafi aaye hain life mein. Pichle saal ke kuch pal (happy + sad):
Campus mein ghusna pehli baar. Mera pehla apna ghar. Tanay ka laptop thodna. Arora ki hasii. RK ka sweeetie namkaran. TB ki lapata belt par comments pass karna. RRS ka DMOP padana. RD ka "Hello madam ji" kehna. SP ke chakar mein Chachi naam padna. SI ke mails edit karna.(@#$% treat kahan hai meri) Pakode banana. Movie dekhna theatre style ghar par. Comp Strat mein A aana. Kale sir ki class. Bhagwan ji ki class. Moon sir ki jai. AB ko galli dena. (paper toh banaya karo yaar) Conjoint ka naa samajh mein aana. RJ se mulaqaat aur uske J-isms. AK ka ek saal. Diwalli ki mast photo meri. Grad mein sms karna phunny wale. Raat mein padna. Last 2 terms mein Ram bharose hona. Rona bahut sara. Nega mein dhoka khana. Prof DK ki counselling. Class mein advts dekhna- yaar subject hi wohi tha. VB ki bakar. Woh rooftop ki meeting. Gang ka fail hona. INFS mein B aana thx to dean listers and IIT passouts. Treats lena- dena. The Great kabab factory jana. Snooker seekhna. Squash raquet milna. TT mein nearly harana. Bday dunking. 3 cakes katna. Paise barbaad karna preterms mein. Seniors ka April fool banana. DBell ko dekhna. LDP mein time ka wastehona. ELP mein masti karna. Global Eco padhna. Nerkar ki class mein off the cuff brilliant cp karna. Goel ka khana. Mummy ko miss karna. Budget -rebudget karte rehna. Ric Charlesworth ko momento dena. C K Prahlad ka lecture attend karna. Nokia, Airtel, Biocon, Castrol etc. ke CEOs se milna. Pkakkar ka advt par funde dena. Naukri ka pehla interview. ISB ka pehla "Application shortlisted" sms. Consulting study group meetings bunk karna. Class ke break mein coffee peena. Chole Bhature cafe ke. Nimboo stall ko patronise karna. Relationship counselling karna. Aunty naam padna. :( Basanti banana. Dumb C jeetna.
bas yaar abhi ke liye itna hii..kaafi moments ho gaye.
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ha ha ha, yaar mar jawaan pakode shakode kha ke, kasam hai jai santoshi maa ki, tune to ek ek yaad taaza kar di.....awesome post......par oye gal suno you must be the first shishya who instead of giving guru dakshina took her shishya dakshina from her guru......arre lekin ek baar to woh raquet use to karo ek baar :-s..jaao jaake dikhao Class of 10 ke bacchon ko ki tumne kya seekha.....shabash mere sher.... :D
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